Blagojevich Gets Job Offer — From Reality TV
Never say die, Blago. Never say die. If you can’t get your own reality show, there’s always Dancing With the Stars or The Surreal Life. I’d watch your crazy ass in anything. Just please don’t leave us! If we have to spend the next four years mocking Tom Daschle’s glasses or Jim Jones’s creepy stare, we’re gonna get bored and fast.
